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ugly mag monthly sub
Ugly ships 4 times per year in Mar/Jun/Sept/Dec. Easily cancel anytime. What else do I get with a subscription?
With your subscription you become an official and honorary member of I Am Ugly Club. You also immediately become stronger and more powerful than you were before.
Sweet, Sweet, Member Perks
4 issues of Ugly Magazine per year
released in March, June, September, and December.
10% off at the merch store
o baby you got it made in the shade with this deal.
Free merch prize drawings
every month we give away some cool junk u can have.
Monthly-ish behind the scenes updates
watch as our success spirals us down a hellish path of prayer, good deeds, and community focus
Referral prizes
get some chums to sign up and get free stuff
Assured enlightenment
i worked it out w the big man upstairs and you automatically will go to heaven for supporting us (he said it’s ok bc we are a tiny operation and we don’t make like any money lol)
questions that are frequently asked
Is this a physical or digital magazine?
Both. Our default subscription is a physical magazine. You can also sign up for a digital only subscription.
How often does Ugly Magazine ship?
We send you a brand spankin’ new mag every March, June, September, and December.
Does the magazine ship internationally?
At this time we can only support sending a physical magazine in the United States. But we’re working on it. There is a digital only subscription available, that might work, if ur interested.
Email us at hi@uglygoofs.com and tell us what country you’re writing from so we know you exist!!!!
Why did you make this magazine and how else can I support?
Wow glad u asked. Our singular goal is to make you either chortle or snicker (whichever you are more comfortable with, please select only one). If we can make your day a bit better, we would be ecstatic.
How else can you support the magazine? You mensch! Most magazines die, particularly small independent magazines (like ours). The only way we’ll survive is if we can get more eyes on our work and subsequently more subscribers. It would be a great help if you followed us along on Instagram, and Youtube. We would be indebted if you shared and encouraged your friends to subscribe. Looooove you
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I think you are very nice and I’ve had such a great evening spending time with you and getting to know you, I think we should take it slow and just get to know each other a bit more.
Sorry if that’s not the answer you’re looking for. I just don’t want to rush into anything too quickly again. I’ve been hurt before. I hope you’ll understand.