Hello please buy an ugly magazine, pretty please. Also, while you’re here, have you ever thought about why there aren’t more weiner animals? There are weiner dogs. But no other weiners in the animal kingdom. I propose we breed to weiner-ize every animal imaginable. Weiner whale, weiner bear, weiner tiger, weiner giraffe, weiner woman, weiner man, weiner uncle, weiner centipede, weiner butterfly, weiner bird… you get it. We must begin immediately.

Quarterly mag stuffed with goofs, spoofs, gags.

Homepage
Homepage
Homepage
Homepage
Homepage

What does it feel like to read Ugly Magazine?

Homepage
Homepage
Homepage

Shop

Don’t wanna subscribe? Well then buy some stuff you ding dong.
$BUY$BUY$BUY$

Other Shit

All Shit

Other Shit only gets created if there are at least 12 preorders. Preorders end October 1st.

Account Cart Sound-off Sound-on Plus Minus Curve Facebook Twitter Instagram Youtube LinkedIn Smiley Arrow down tooltip Angle Down Check
Facebook Instagram Twitter YouTube Pinterest Pinterest Soundcloud Behance Google Plus LinkedIn Search Email